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This is just a little program I knocked up in a afternoon. It's quite
fun to try out on:
a) your pissed mates (intended use)
b) doddery old aunt/gran (also fun)
c) pets (it says my dog is constantly drunk!)
Try it out when you're sober if you like, but once you've figured out
how to catch the window it loses its appeal.
Instructions
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1. Double click on the "PissO" icon
2. Read the requester (if it's your first time)
3. Click the button
3b. If the program fails with a "GTList error", click "Okay" and go
back to step 1. Bastard Blitz Basic bloody GadTools bollox!
4. Chase the window with the mouse pointer and click the "Click Here"
button before your time runs out
5. Read the highly amusing requester
6. Click the equally funny button
7. Avoid getting run over tomorrow
I have also provided the source code in both Blitz and ASCII. Marvel
at the complex maths and logic testing involved whilst simultaneously
ripping bits for your own program.
Things you might like to try adding:
: A high score table
: Variable window sizes
: Windows that move by themselves
: A picture of a naked person, to cause distraction
: A cure the `one solution' problem
If you do like it and decide to make some changes, let me know. I
would be very grateful for your versions (particularly if they feature
naked women - oops, wasn't meant to say that! Damn these hands. Why
didn't the spell-checker spot this. Oh God, they're gonna think I'm a
pervert now!)
Or, if you like the look of what I've wrote and use some of it in your
programs, a little credit would be nice. Maybe just my name in the source
code, or in the "About" requester, or some money - it really is up to you.
And before you ask, no I didn't rip this idea from the PC or any other
slightly similar program you might care to mention. Mine is original -
check the datestamp if you don't believe me, I'm sure it will say something
like "3rd March 1990" or some similarly story-collaborating date.
Alex Furmanski (That's F-U-R-M-A-N-S-K-I)
1 Heywood Drive (That's with an E)
Luton
Beds
LU2 7LW (Yes, 7LW. God this phone lark is annoying!)
or email my rabbit, Blaze, at "kumquat@jump.com". It'll make his day.